SO WHAT! / INDEPENDENCE DAYS
(Panigada - Leonardi - Guio)
I remember sitting in the back seat
Of main man Bratt's car, he was
Drivin' about 70 miles per hour, when
I noticed a 90 year old man to the right side
Of me in an electric wheelchair...
It don't get no better than that...
Anyway check this out,
I was down with this woman who told me
Later on that she was married, I didn't know...
Her husband walked in with a gun and knives
And all kinds of mad shit, talking about he was
Gonna commit murder !!! man...
So what? I said I'm innocent, you say I lied
So what? I'm gonna leave now and say good-bye
So what? You know karate and kicked me in the eyey...
So what? You tried to make a brother like me cry...
I remember after leaving
that scene on my way to the discotech...
Where boy meets pussy and then boy eats pussy...
Anyway I noticed this beauty queen so I said: Hi
She had bad breath, and her under arms was stinky...
She's all dress-up and funky... you know what I'm sayin'
Dancin' around like saturday night fever without
John Travolta!!!
Looking all good smelling up the whole damn discotech
And lookin' at me like she wanna make love
So what? I gotta admit, she was kind of fine...
So what? Her breath was stink, I'll order some wine...
So what? It's not like I'm going out and getting married...
So what? I'll get a condom and do the nasty...
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Kind of like the best... and only really good song on the album... Unless you're really into Disco House I guess...
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